I’ve never been big on working out, but after a recent health scare, I decided I needed to get off the couch, put on a pair of stretchy pants, and hit the gym.
The only thing really motivating me (besides that whole “fear of death” thing) was thefact that being forced to work out means I get to purchase a whole new wardrobe of leggings, sports bras and those strappy workout tops that only look good on Victoria’s Secret models (and me, because I don’t give a f*ck).
The thing I quickly discoveredduringmy very brief introduction to fitness is thatthere is a scary underworldof gym shirts and other workout wear that goes a little too far. Those “motivational” printed tees populating Etsy go from Pinterest” to scary real quick and there is nothing cute about that. I’ve rounded up some of the most obnoxious/horrifying/nauseating examples below.
Uh, no, thats just me crying.
My happy hour is my happy hour.
You should probably get that checked out.
This is a TAD too aggressive.
This doesn’t sound very accurate.
That’s just rude.
That got NSFW real quick.
So maybe heading to Lululemon after work isn’t the worst idea.